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Vibro the Clown

Well Howdee do, lil’ fella!

When a vibrating sex clown comes a-callin’ you know you’ve been huffing some bad shit or you’re about to get chopped to pieces. But seriously, won’t you just look at that cute little hat and those dead, dead eyes? Cute as a button. (A button that wants to kill you.)

Look here “Vibro”, why don’t I just put you on my nightstand so we can play “Bride of Chucky” by the light of the full moon. Like, you know, when you come alive and try to cut my throat in my sleep. Fuck you, Clown.

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  1. M L
    December 7, 2009 at 8:27 pm

    Oh……….my…………God….

  2. TXSerenity
    December 8, 2009 at 9:40 pm

    Does anyone know where I can get one of these? It is a gag gift for my best friend who has the oddest fetish with clowns.

    thanks!

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