Life’s too short for bad lube.
Believe you me-I’ve been on the business end of some bad lube. I’ll never forget that half-crystallized bottle of Grape Motion Lotion Uncle Ted hid in his glove compartment. That’s one sticky memory. Anyhoo, it’s true that sex lubricants do come in a rainbow variety of Boone’s Farms flavors but seriously-fuck that shit. Edible lotions are for teenagers and people who want to lure them into their Windstars.
No, a good lube is totally clear, and like a good joke, completely tasteless. I’m in the market for the good stuff so I’ve asked the friendly folks at TabuToys.com to provide me with a list of their top 10 selling sex lubricants for me to rate and compare. This will be an epic task requiring a cast-iron stomach and a sturdy wrist. But now it looks like I’m stalling and as Jane Gumb says, “It put’s the lotion on the skin or it get’s the hose.” Let’s do this thing:
#10. Astroglide
Old Faithful.
