The Top 7 Worst Sex Toy Ideas

These toys don’t actually exist yet (but it’s only a matter of time.)

7.  Ol’ Dirty Pocket Pussy

Need a stroker that can keep it real?  This pussy has taken on the Crips, the Bloods, the Hell’s Angels, an entire soup kitchen, a feral cat, plus a couple of Mormons and she’s still ready to freak.  Now it’s your turn, Player.

You down with ODP?