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Sex Toys That Suck Golden Douche Award

 

Put your feet in the stirrups and gently spread your knees apart, folks. It’s time for the golden Douche Awards! This exciting new feature awards adult products that that try too hard and yet still miss the mark. Can’t imagine someone would actually reference a lame pop culture trend to sell sex toys? Feast your eyes on the not-so-fresh feeling “Inked” Vibe from California Exotics.

 

tattoo vibrator

"Yo, look who's packin two double A's. ME. That's who."

 

Looks like this vibrator drunkenly stumbled into a tattoo parlor and picked the first design it saw on the wall. The result? It gives me exactly the same sensation I get when I see John Gosselin in an Ed Hardy T-shirt.

 

The douche chills.

The douche chills.

 

Or Criss Angel fresh from a trip to Hot Topic.

 

"By the power of douche skull!"

 

Either way, none of these tools are getting inside me.

  1. December 23, 2009 at 7:11 pm

    Love your Douche Awards- funny!

  2. December 24, 2009 at 2:29 am

    Love you more, Vibratex.

  3. April 4, 2010 at 4:46 am

    Honestly, I so agree. People were excited abut these but they just look cheap and tacky IMO

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