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The Hills Have Eyes

Have you ever wondered why they don’t make more sex toys that look like something you’d shoot on the 5th level of DOOM Resurrection? Say hello to the Concubine Masturbator. This serial killer’s fever dream comes to us from TSX Toys, a company who I assume bases their operations deep in the badlands of a nuclear testing site.

Ahhh Spring time, when a young mans thoughts turn to love and.. HOLY SHIT!

New and improved, with teeth!

If this turns you on the FBI will probably want to see the contents of your refrigerator.

  1. January 18, 2010 at 11:38 pm

    That is horrible.

    What’s with the little dick head at the top?

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