I’ve always wondered what the female equivalent to a douchebag is and I finally have my answer: The Duckface. Oh Angelina Jolie, what hath your lips wrought?

Ladies, ladies, when a camera is pointed in your direction what strange force compels you to poke your lips out like a bad imitation of a sex doll?  You aren’t convincing the world that you’re a peace-sign flashing celebrity with collagen and cocaine on tap. You are the living embodiment of a hemorrhoid. Please stop.

Want to see more fake tans and desperation? Check out the informative Stop Making That Duckface or it’s hilarious white-trash cousin at Bumpit Sightings.

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