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I used to like Ginger Ale.

November 29, 2010 3 comments

Interesting factoid: If you discuss going down on a woman near a gay man he’ll shudder like you’ve just walked over his grave. If you’re wondering why, this is what he’s picturing.

OK guy who designed this thing, I think I’m getting your message. “Pussies are scary and repulsive.” Seriously, did you have to drive the point home with weeping hogwarts and a fucking bandaid? I could dwell on what I imagine your mangina to look like but that craft project would require an old distended tube sock and a glitter gun (neither of which I possess.) What I’m saying is that you have a loose caboose.

Sulu will call your shit out.

November 5, 2010 Leave a comment

Anti-gay Arkansas School Board Member Clint McCance gets a tongue lashing from George Takei. Ahh..the irony.

Reptile Love

August 29, 2010 Leave a comment

There it is, a scaley centerfold laying there in the sun. Just look at that broad snout and those spiney osteroderms – what a tease. 

Fancy a death roll?

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Take me down to the Emerald City

August 19, 2010 1 comment

Back in the 90’s HBO’s OZ was the most romantic thing on television. OZ: The roller-coaster relationship of Beecher and Keller, my hairy Romeo and Juliet. OZ: A delirious love romp through a concrete buttsex meadow. OZ: The greatest motherfucking love story ever told.

Keller: I’ll see you.
Beecher: When?
Keller: Back here. Or in heaven.
Beecher: You really think we’re gonna get into heaven?
Keller: Ah, you and me together. God doesn’t have the balls to keep us out.

The greatest love story ever told.

Shanks for the memories.

Just thinking about it gives me the chills, much like this 14 inch OZ Dildo from TSX Toys.

"Tobias, your ass belongs to me."

It’s during those quiet moments when I’m sipping on an International House Cafe Suisse Mocha and gazing out my bay window at a magnificent sunset that..you know.. I realize I’ve just Shillengered myself on 2 feet of latex and I should probably go to the ER. That’s when I really miss OZ.

Show me your genitals

August 5, 2010 2 comments

Jon Lajoie can shove his fist in my childhood dreams.

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Truth.

June 29, 2010 1 comment

From the excellent Stuff No One Told Me

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Don’t pope a boner.

On a recent visit to the  diseased-ravaged nation of Cameroon, Pope Benedict XVI made a statement that condoms are aggravating the AIDS epidemic.

AIDS fervently supports these claims and would like to thank the Pope for “renewing its mission to spread across the globe like angry wildfire.”

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