Show me your genitals

August 5, 2010 2 comments

Jon Lajoie can shove his fist in my childhood dreams.

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Pleasurists #85


The Power’s Breaking Loose by vishstudio

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Truth.

June 29, 2010 1 comment

From the excellent Stuff No One Told Me

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Pleasurists #82


via Viviennui

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Editor’s Pick

  • Pirates Pendant Vibe by OnIntimacy

    I was skeptical. I like my bullet vibes, but rarely happen upon an occasion in which it would be helpful to have one disguised as jewelry. I had a lipstick vibe once in college. I left it in my boyfriend’s dorm and one of his unsuspecting housemates wanted to see what color lipstick I wore. Long story short, we had trouble making eye contact with each other for a while.

    Note: I read enough (read: so many) reviews every week to know it’s the little things that really make a review, add that little something extra and it will make your review stand out, and that’s how this one is. What really tipped me over the edge was the corny joke embedded in the image captions and a link to the Top 10 Pirate Pick-up Lines. You know you want to go look.

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Scarlet Lotus St. Syr

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There aint no party like a slap bracelet party.

I Sing the Body Electric

June 4, 2010 1 comment

To make a woman as jolly a wife as she was a maid by dispeling bad humors and re-establishing the health of the delicate womanly organs.

Pleasurists #76


Negligee 4 via Alivya by Pirate Photography

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