It’s a common story, really. Who hasn’t had a few cocktails at Sea World and woken up in their underwear next to the dolphin tank? Now the only thing that stands between you and Flipper is that court order that prevents you from coming within 150 feet of an aquarium and a bad case of hermit crabs. What to do?
Enter Zetacreations, makers of zoophilic sex toys and their latest marine-loving creation: The Delphinus Delight.
They call him Flipper, Flipper, faster than lightning,
No-one you see, is smarter than he,
And we know Flipper lives in a world full of wonder,
Lying there under, under the sea!