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Great-Grandmother’s Ol’ Trick Pony

December 17, 2010 1 comment

Millicent allowed herself only three great passions: Needlepoint, racism and vigorous Horse-Action.

The Housewife’s Friend

October 8, 2009 1 comment
The lady of the house spends her days ironing, mending, cooking, cleaning and buffing her well-behaved children to a glossy shine. No idle hands for this happy homemaker! A spotless home, a homecooked meal and a ready smile await her adoring husband. What’s her secret?
"Once the children are asleep I'm going to ride this pony like Dale Evans on Dexedrine."

"Once the kids are asleep I'm going to ride this pony like Dale Evans on Dexedrine."

Antique Smut

When taking tea at Grannie’s you might just be tempted to check out her amazing cache of prescription drugs. And when you do, don’t be surprised if you happen to come upon this blast from the past hidden behind the Roux Hair Rinse and the Werther’s Originals..

vibra finger

What’s up with the nervous laughter, Chucklefuck? The Vibra Massager happens to be a “refreshing” finger-shaped dental appliance. See? It says right here on the label that its  recommended by Dentists.  I’ll wager your sweet Meemah used to crank up the Victrola and spend many long and happy hours stimulating her sensitive gum tissue into the wee hours of the morn. Sigh…That must explain her beautiful smile.

Uh oh.

Uh oh.

Doesn’t Grandpa still have all his teeth?