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I didn’t mean to turn you on.

If you’re ever in the mood to question the validity of the human race just check out what’s popular on Google search. Coming in at the top of our “news we didn’t want to know” category, it’s come to our attention that our top search term happens to be “cliterodectomy fantasy.” Are you shitting me? For those of you blissfully unaware of what a C-Deck entails: Screaming. Lots of screaming.

Of course, to be fair to the Arab world it could be called a “celebration of a young girl’s journey into womanhood.”  Think of it like a kind of Quinceañera..only at this party instead of getting a Promise Ring and a Hannah Montana bedspread the birthday girl gets her genitals hacked off by a family elder. Without anesthetic.

(And you thought your family traditions were awkward.)

"Thanks Grandma, You shouldn't have."

"Thanks Grandma, You shouldn't have."

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