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Monsters Inside Me

September 6, 2009 3 comments

Parasites aren’t independent – in fact, they need another organism, their host, to live on or in.  The rare but deadly “CyberFlexus Double-Headed Dildicus” thrives in dark, dank habitats like smut shops where it lays dormant. Waiting. A cunning beast of prey designed to makes it’s foul nest inside your unsuspecting orifices. It’s ultimate goal?

To replicate inside you and perpetuate it’s hideous cycle of life before it finally displaces mankind forever!!!

Cyber Flex

"I am the spawn of Cthulhu."

Protect yourself from CyberFlexus infestation by avoiding dildos that resemble the scaly alien hookworms of an HP Lovecraftian nightmare. Also, vigorous handwashing helps. But should you encounter one face to face…Kill it.

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       KILL IT WITH FIRE.