Do you like free stuff? How about free stuff from TabuToys.com? Just send your suggestion of a common household object that isn’t a sex toy (but should be) and you’re in the running.
How do you enter? Use your imaginations, sick ones, and send your household sex idea to dollfacekilla (@) mail.org. Make it hilarious and the funniest submission wins a $20 gift certificate from TabuToys.com. Your name and details will remain private and not sold to Romanian white slavers. (Most likely.) Contest ends 8/31/09.