Our First Sex Toy Contest!

Do you like free stuff? How about free stuff from TabuToys.com? Just send your suggestion of a common household object that isn’t a sex toy (but should be) and you’re in the running.

"Honey Bear watches you masturbate."

How do you enter? Use your imaginations, sick ones, and send your household sex idea to dollfacekilla (@) mail.org. Make it hilarious and the funniest submission wins a $20 gift certificate from TabuToys.com. Your name and details will remain private and not sold to Romanian white slavers. (Most likely.) Contest ends 8/31/09.