Great-Grandmother’s Ol’ Trick Pony
Whoop that trick.
Reptile Love
There it is, a scaley centerfold laying there in the sun. Just look at that broad snout and those spiney osteroderms – what a tease.
Take me down to the Emerald City
Back in the 90’s HBO’s OZ was the most romantic thing on television. OZ: The roller-coaster relationship of Beecher and Keller, my hairy Romeo and Juliet. OZ: A delirious love romp through a concrete buttsex meadow. OZ: The greatest motherfucking love story ever told.
Just thinking about it gives me the chills, much like this 14 inch OZ Dildo from TSX Toys.
It’s during those quiet moments when I’m sipping on an International House Cafe Suisse Mocha and gazing out my bay window at a magnificent sunset that..you know.. I realize I’ve just Shillengered myself on 2 feet of latex and I should probably go to the ER. That’s when I really miss OZ.
Ready…OK!
Have I ever mentioned how much I love Natalie Dee?
Chernobyl Cha Cha
Momtastic
Mother’s Day is coming. ~Sigh~ If only you could find her the perfect gift that combined her love of gigantic inseams and showing daddy who’s boss. If only.
Pleasurists #64
by Jen Dixon via modelmayhem
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Oh Sandy.
Let’s go way back to a time when John Travolta was this thing called a “sex symbol” and not the man-kissing canned ham you know today. What if Grease had been shot as a porn and Olivia Newton John was replaced with Sandy? And by “Sandy” I mean Sandy the beige pocket pal from Doc Johnson. Danny’s serenade to Sandy might have taken on a different tone.
A different tone indeed.
“Stranded at the porn shop
Feelin’ like a tool
Why won’t they change that “no returns” rule?
Oh Sandy..can’t you see I’m in misery
I wonder why-yi-yi your cho cho looks like
Sigmund Freud’s Goateeeeee…”
OH SANDY.