Great-Grandmother’s Ol’ Trick Pony
Pleasurists #108
Meet Frank Sinatra by Dissent-Is-Cool
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Whoop that trick.
I used to like Ginger Ale.
Interesting factoid: If you discuss going down on a woman near a gay man he’ll shudder like you’ve just walked over his grave. If you’re wondering why, this is what he’s picturing.
OK guy who designed this thing, I think I’m getting your message. “Pussies are scary and repulsive.” Seriously, did you have to drive the point home with weeping hogwarts and a fucking bandaid? I could dwell on what I imagine your mangina to look like but that craft project would require an old distended tube sock and a glitter gun (neither of which I possess.) What I’m saying is that you have a loose caboose.
Sulu will call your shit out.
Anti-gay Arkansas School Board Member Clint McCance gets a tongue lashing from George Takei. Ahh..the irony.
Reptile Love
There it is, a scaley centerfold laying there in the sun. Just look at that broad snout and those spiney osteroderms – what a tease.
Take me down to the Emerald City
Back in the 90’s HBO’s OZ was the most romantic thing on television. OZ: The roller-coaster relationship of Beecher and Keller, my hairy Romeo and Juliet. OZ: A delirious love romp through a concrete buttsex meadow. OZ: The greatest motherfucking love story ever told.
Just thinking about it gives me the chills, much like this 14 inch OZ Dildo from TSX Toys.
It’s during those quiet moments when I’m sipping on an International House Cafe Suisse Mocha and gazing out my bay window at a magnificent sunset that..you know.. I realize I’ve just Shillengered myself on 2 feet of latex and I should probably go to the ER. That’s when I really miss OZ.
Show me your genitals
Jon Lajoie can shove his fist in my childhood dreams.
Pleasurists #85
The Power’s Breaking Loose by vishstudio
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Truth.
From the excellent Stuff No One Told Me